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Pyramids Demotivational Poster


NUBIAN QUEEN -


TAGS: nefertiti pyramids gold
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by spacedog

LogicDude - January 6, 2010, 6:26 am
That one "ornament" on her forehead looks like a baby alligator that slipped into a waffle iron! Mmmmmmmm...baby alligator waffles...OM NOM NOM NOM!!!
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 11:07 pm
Oh no she dinnit!


IMMORTALITY -


TAGS: building day assignment pyramids construction bosses with whips
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 1:21 pm
Well, even the bible admits that a little
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 12, 2009, 12:33 pm
Gee!!! Thanks Wikipedia....(the more you know!)
manicbranic - November 12, 2009, 12:13 pm
the pyramids were actually major public works projects that doubled as cultural symbols. The majority of workers were men who intentured themselves to the State in order for their debts to be paid off. The only slaves were probably criminals and POW's.
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 1:59 pm
story is somewhat flawed. I don't know...
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 1:59 pm
Yep, just like men today. We sweat and toil, not because we choose to, b ut because necessity demands it. We all face our "whips." Theirs were just literal. I'm not sure if they were always "free men" though. If so, my understanding of a certain Bible
Derek - October 25, 2009, 4:35 am
Actually, they were free men not slaves, and if they were whipped, it was with their consent.
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 10:06 pm
Thanks. If Tut ever wants cable, you'll get a call.
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 10:04 pm
I'm an electrician.... I know nuthin bout that construction... 5L!


ALIENS -


TAGS: yeah thats right they built the pyramids
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Iconoclast - May 8, 2010, 2:57 pm
Rent the movie Stargate and you will get the connection between the pyramid and aliens. Maybe that was CpnKangaroo's inspiration.
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:32 pm
Densaku, it's a poster assignemt, first of all. Secondly, that is an a-hole comment fon this poster, unless you have never heard of the alien-assistance theory of pyramid building, in which case you're a moron. Or, you're clueless to humor. This is a 5L.
Densaku - May 8, 2010, 1:09 pm
Huh....last time i've checked Egyptians weren't aliens.


THE GREAT DISCOVERY -


TAGS: perky pyramids a good find
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

sniper - March 26, 2011, 10:57 pm
One's smaller than the other.


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